How much sleep do you get every night?
anywhere from 5-12 hours - it changes every night. I guess you can spam me…?
Favorite sport to watch on tv?
when I do watch it, probably football or top modeling :) I guess you can spam me…?
Baby where'd you get that body from?
I’d say ‘I got it from my momma’ but tbh my mum doesn’t have that kind of bod. Sorry! I guess you can spam me…?
would you rather get shanked by a homeless person...
both are equally awkward and creepy, so ermmm… I guess you can spam me…?
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How to Dance Like a Warbler - "Misery" Edition
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35017). Why are you acting like this? You were so...
34984.) Being eaten out is fucking amazing. Just...
last girl you banged? did u spray all over her
OH HOW DID YOU GUESS - THAT’S *EXACTLY* WHAT I DID… I guess you can spam me…?
i know u had sex against a moving vehicle
erm, because….. I do that….. every day…….. I guess you can spam me…?
do u wear thongs?
yeppp I guess you can spam me…?
Rum and Coke? Or Vodka and Pepsi!
Rum & Coke is pretty good actually. I haven’t tried Vodka & Pepsi… I guess you can spam me…?
What's the farthest you have gotten with...
A lady doesn’t kiss & tell! ;) I guess you can spam me…?
what did you do tonight?
I did two hours on the elliptical while watching the end of Fame and the beginning of Mean Girls. I guess you can spam me…?
would you rather travel to the past, or the future...
I can’t decide between staying in the present or going back to the past. Then I could’ve changed some things that are impacting me right now. I guess you can spam me…?
Deep post is deep
0mnicide: I guess I love electronic music so much because all the beats occur over and over and it seems like it goes on for forever. I hate the word forever because nothing ever lasts. But I guess the contemporary feeling of the recurring beat is soothing because sometimes it’s nice to feel as if something does last forever.
I wonder how many of my followers are sexually...