April 2011
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How much sleep do you get every night?
anywhere from 5-12 hours - it changes every night. I guess you can spam me…?
Apr 1st
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Favorite sport to watch on tv?
when I do watch it, probably football or top modeling :) I guess you can spam me…?
Apr 1st
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Baby where'd you get that body from?
I’d say ‘I got it from my momma’ but tbh my mum doesn’t have that kind of bod. Sorry! I guess you can spam me…?
Apr 1st
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would you rather get shanked by a homeless person...
both are equally awkward and creepy, so ermmm… I guess you can spam me…?
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March 2011
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iamkim—: showherlightning: yeah last year my brother did the clingfilm toilet seat trick then he went back an hour later and forgot and peed and confused the fuck out of himself aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
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How to Dance Like a Warbler - "Misery" Edition
demotivationaldarren: goodolmoon: ohblainevious: formankind: randomsplashes: colferism-: fannishbehavior: Hit it! INVISIBLE BITCHSLAPS OMGGG HUNGRY VIKINGS I AM DYING RN OMG HOLY SHIT JUST SAW JUDI DENCH OMG HAHAHA INVISIBLE BITCHSLAPS TROLOLOLOL THIS IS AMAZING, MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE  I love Tumblr. This is what I wake up to in the morning, and I...
Mar 31st
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first 150 to reblog will get promoted
heyh0ez: must be following heyh0ez will do 6 groups of 25 and likes don’t count i’m stopping doing as many promos from now so this could be your last chance xxxxxxxxx
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35017). Why are you acting like this? You were so...
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34984.) Being eaten out is fucking amazing. Just...
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last girl you banged? did u spray all over her
OH HOW DID YOU GUESS - THAT’S *EXACTLY* WHAT I DID… I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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i know u had sex against a moving vehicle
erm, because….. I do that….. every day…….. I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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do u wear thongs?
yeppp I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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Rum and Coke? Or Vodka and Pepsi!
Rum & Coke is pretty good actually. I haven’t tried Vodka & Pepsi… I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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What's the farthest you have gotten with...
A lady doesn’t kiss & tell! ;) I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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what did you do tonight?
I did two hours on the elliptical while watching the end of Fame and the beginning of Mean Girls. I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
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would you rather travel to the past, or the future...
I can’t decide between staying in the present or going back to the past. Then I could’ve changed some things that are impacting me right now. I guess you can spam me…?
Mar 30th
Deep post is deep
0mnicide: I guess I love electronic music so much because all the beats occur over and over and it seems like it goes on for forever. I hate the word forever because nothing ever lasts. But I guess the contemporary feeling of the recurring beat is soothing because sometimes it’s nice to feel as if something does last forever.
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I wonder how many of my followers are sexually...
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