julie. canada.

german. makeup artist. fashion. makeup. nail polish. lip gloss. photographer. alcohol. boy watcher. dreamer. devious. arrogant. poised. hot topic. black and white. drum'n'bass. techno. dubstep. high class. down to earth. dubstep. jedward. lady gaga. deadmau5. pendulum. harry styles. one direction. jedward.

I speak: english, french, german, one direction, sarcasm, and sexual innuendos.

this blog contains all my guilty pleasures. in particular, harry styles.

I have a prog/inspiration blog. if you want it, ask for a link.

billion stars in the sky.

5T4S

you should visit Kelly by clicking the link above. She's really cool and if I wasn't convinced we were twins when we met on omegle then I am 175% convinced now. She makes me laugh, cry, laugh until I cry, and fall off my chair. She's my best friend, and I can talk to her about anything in our epic Skype conversations. We'll be hyperventilating until we're ancient and in weelchairs, and we've already planned to go to england together and lure in boys with our cookies and quality photos. Every time I'm talking to her she makes me laugh even though we live a few hours apart and I never thought I'd ever meet someone like that. We can read eachother's minds and say the same thing seconds apart and have great ideas and if that isn't incredible for two people who haven't met or anything then I don't know what is. We also have a youtube where we vlog and stuff and we'll be doing that until we die. apple and a moose forever <3 our youtube

Posts tagged shower.

OK, the very worst part about online friends:

When they’re in crisis, you can’t go and see them in person. You can’t let them spend the night at your house. You can’t cook them dinner. You can’t go with them to a job interview. You can’t take them out for coffee. You can’t hold their hand or hug them. You can’t let them use your shower. You can’t be a physical contrast to the abusive people in their physical lives.

(via killthemwithyourawesome)

while complaining about my projects to my FWB…

ME: I honestly wish I could go up to my science teacher and tell her “Saugen sie meine Schwanz” and then walk out.

MY FWB: wait, what does that mean? I’m Mexican not German remember…..?

ME: SUCK MY DICK.

this made my life. Ohh my fwb, how I love you lots in an especially sexual-bubble-bath-and-shower way! (don’t ask abut the bubble baths and the shower.)